Please indulge me. I like TV reruns; I also like old joker-the clean ones are the funniest. If you’ve heard them before, I hope you’ll like them again; I prefer to call them stories.
The president and CEO of the dog food company called a meeting of his company salesmen for a pep talk. Things were not going well.
CEO: “Who has the best sales force?”
Reply: “We have: We have!”
CEO: “Who has the most attractive TV commercials?”
Rep: “We have! We have!”
CEO: “Who has the best looking packaging?”
Rep: “We have! We have!”