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"One Hot Momma" Rich Ellis wins Queen of Hearts Womanless Beauty Pageant

A load of ugly was on display Friday night in Morgantown as the Butler County High School Baseball Boosters hosted "Queen of Hearts" Womanless Beauty Pageant.  After four wardrobe malfunctions, more than a few sets of hairy legs (and armpits), a local school principal showing his butt (literally!), and a superintendent with a lipstick impression on his forehead, Sharon Wood (a.k.a. Rich Ellis) was crowned the winner of the 2012 competition.  Ellis, a local barber, also won the "One Hot Momma" award that was voted on by those in attendance, who cast their ballot by putting money in a jar.  Roxy Nightingale (a.k.a. Rock Tyree) took second place, while third place went to the pride of Morgantown Elementary, Ms. Blue Wildcat (a.k.a. Greg Woodcock).

Other finalists were Isabella Novela (a.k.a. Denny Drake); Helen Gene (a.k.a. Heath West); Cowgirl Kitty (a.k.a. Terry Fugate); Sally Bounce (a.k.a. Derek Proctor); Andrina (a.k.a. Andy Fuller); Anita Crown (a.k.a. Rodney McMillin); Peg Bundy (a.k.a. Marty Jones); and Redneck Tootie (a.k.a. Patrick O'Driscoll).

Other participants were Richardeena (a.k.a. Richard J. "Dick" Deye); Amanda Hugginkiss (a.k.a. Stevie Givens); J-Lo Shocker (Jay Shockley); Steamy Nights (a.k.a. Mark Norris); Dafnie Delicious-DD (a.k.a. Andy Gidcumb); Jacqueline Sneaky Cleats Clark (a.k.a. Jack Clark); Darla Kardashian (a.k.a. David Fields); Sunflower Moonbeam With Wolves (a.k.a. Josh Givens); and Cher (a.k.a. Casey Turci).

Pageant judges were Butler County Schools' Superintendent Scott Howard, Morgantown Bank & Trust's Mark Embry, and St. Louis Cardinal prospect and former Butler County Baseball standout Keith Butler.  John Embry and Josh Scott served as master of ceremonies.  Jeremy Hack of Beech Tree News assisted with photography.

Contributions by RC Bottling Company and Parkway Auto Sales also made the pageant a success.

 

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