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Don Locke: Lookin Thru Bifocals

Since I've been pontificating someone of late, I thought I should do some less weighing stuff this go around.

So I took the TV channel changer; letting the chips fall where they may one after the other; here are some of the results:

- Carbonaro Effect : Pitch Perfect.

- Prostate Problems? Get relief with...Quantrill's Raiders.

- Poisoned Passions : Parking Wars.

- Strange inheritance : Shark Tank.

- Expedition Unknown : Locked Up Abroad.

- My Wife and Kids : Family by the ton.

- Henry Danger : Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

- Secrets of a Dancer's Body : Vacuum and wash at the same time with Bissell Crosswave.

- Suffering from Lower Back : Monster Croc Wrangler.

- 13 Ghosts : Ghost of Girlfriends Past.

- Real Steel : Graveyard Carz.

- Mobsters : Gunsmoke.

- Whose Line Is It Anyway : The Golden Girls.

- Full frontal with Samantha : The Big Show.

- Roll Bounce : Three weeks Yoga Retreat.

- This Old House : I hate my aching joints.

-Good Eats : American Pie.

- American politics and public policy : A Cinderella Story.

- Hair Growth Secrets : The Magicians.

- That Midnight Kiss : Relative Success with Tabatha.

- How to tighten loose skin : Rusty rivets.

- Last days of Signs and Wonders : Chasing Classic Cars.

- Pretty in Pink : Some kind of Hero.

- Save the Last Dance : Earth Brands Footwear.

- The Flying Nun : Miles Ahead.

- Monk : 7th Heaven.

- Catfish the TV Show : Lunch break.

- My big Fat Fabulous Life : Waiting for a Girl Like You.

- The 700 Club : Redemption.

- The Naked Truth : Miracle Bamboo

Two pack seat cushion relief (AHHH relief)

-Big cities : Hustle.

 

I'll Hustle on out....

Kindest regards...

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