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Lookin’ Thru’ Bifocals
By: Don Locke
    “New Evidence of Bigfoot” the new (old) TV series. Bigfoot has been on TV since heck was a pup, I have a list of suspects as to Bigfoot’s identity-but I might get lucky and have the “real Bigfoot stand-up.” Of course that would mean the producers and actors of Bigfoot would need to hut new jobs. I’m going to risk my suspects list anyway:

D.B. Cooper: The guy that bailed out of the airline over the North West years ago, with a big bag full of illicit money…stolen money as it were.
Elvis Presley: Wearing a hairy jump suit. A lot of his diehard fans are sure he’s still alive.
Dan Quayle: Former vice-president. He virtually dropped out of sight after he misspelled, “potato” … on national TV no less… (potatoE). He even wrote it on a blackboard in front of a class of school children. That’d make anybody want to head for the woods.
Jimmy Hoffa: Big union boss. Disappeared years ago-never heard from since.   

    There are good stories here on earth. That is what a writer told a young girl who asked him to teach her to write. “What do you like-what are you interested in?” he asked the 9-year-old. “I like Space-I’d like to write about space.” She replied. “That’s ok I suppose,” the author said. “But there are a lot of good stories here on earth.” “To begin with, there are people here on earth. Any good story, fact or fiction, should include people-we’re not sure about people in space; there has been speculation, but no certainty. “Men went to the moon; they found rocks; they found no water or oxygen, no carbon element-hence no protein molecule which is necessary for animal and plant life… just rocks. “Besides, I suspect a space suit would need some fresh air after a time-they could get smelly. “Yes, Virginia”, there are a lot of good stories here on earth. Look around you.

                        Kindest regards……